Buy Hell Desk! How May I Help You?
by Jay Zoracle on Amazon today:
Bill Bohrd
“How about this one: Why do people say, ‘It’s always the last place you look‘?
Of course, it is!
Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people actually do this? Who are these people?”
Helen Bhack’s Creepy Text Message
Richard Head’s Command
“You’ll just have to leaf blow it out once a day.”
“It’s an adventure, Will!”
Long Wang
“I thought about it long and hard before I replied, ‘After talking with you, sir, I think I’ll get her a pair of slippers and a…’
The Bearded One
“Good night, young man, and may the best of luck be with you. You’re going to need it.”
